Funny Positive Affirmation Handmade Card 'Wine Because Punching People In The Throat Is Illegal' Free Delivery.
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Estimated Delivery:Dec 20 - Dec 24
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Free Shipping: On Orders Over £25
Funny Positive Affirmation Handmade Card 'Wine Because Punching People In The Throat Is Illegal' Free Delivery.
Retro Housewife Handmade Card 'Chubby Girls Are Harder To Kidnap' Sarcasm Humour Free Delivery.
A cheeky little card designed to put a smile on the face of a friend in need of a boost. The white linen 300gsm card measures 150mm x 150mm and features the watercolour image of a retro 50's housewife along with the wording 'Wine, because punching people in the throat is illegal'.
It comes complete with a matching envelope and will be packed in a cellophane card bag. It will then be packaged in a card backed envelope to ensure it reaches you in perfect condition.
We process all orders the same day. Your order will be shipped and delivered usually within 1-3 working days.
We have a 14-day return policy, which means you have 14 days after receiving your item to request a return. To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it.